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- Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. - All right.
- Vice president. - Thank you so much.
Dan, the man.
I would like him very much
- Clean jobs. - Clean jobs.
Despite what is said in some dark corners of the Internet,
- She's prepping for "Meet the Press." - Ah.
- Oh. - Hold on. No, no, not yet.
Well, I’ll say this…in order to reform
I'm getting fucked every which way.
the fuckin' drudge report?
Anquan Boldin, not looking good for you.
Jesus Christ.
- Uh-huh! - Uh-huh!
I didn't mean it like that.
Yeah, I gotta get these images out of my head.
But everyone will be watching her, so I guess I can just wing it.
- How are you guys? - Great.
Why on earth am I spending my lunch break
I mean, because he wasn't, um, born here,
- All set? You got everything? - Oh, yes.
about how it always bloats you, beer.
- Right. - Gregory's a redskins fan.
Uh, no, you don't. Okay, go ahead.
- Hello, senator. - You looking for some fresh backs to stab?
- so just converse generally, okay? - Right.
Because it's better than watching Gary drip
Don't fuck up that suit, Mike.
In spite of your preface, I did not detect
- Get it on. Get it on. - Where's the remote?
- Yeah. - Okay.
What?
Hi. Yes, I have the vice president for you.
No. That's not technologically possible.
Amy Brookheimer, vice president's chief of staff.
Do you want a glass of wine?
so I had to drive around trying to find a replacement.
You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah.
Ma'am, I thought you might want me in the office, given the circumstances.
I got Korean neighbors and I don't think
You're talking about a 3,000-mile-long fence.
- Chung is on TV live. - What?!
Oh, God. Oh, I want it in me.
Why are you so tired? You don't do anything.
- I am having the shittiest day. - Yeah?
I'll tell you something else... these need water, okay?
I assume the vice president would be too busy.
the lights go out and the scarecrows come to life.
How would you respond to that?