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- [Grunts] - Thank you, thank you.
It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.
The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car...
Hey, get away from him, you little freaks.
- Dad! - Whoops! Sorry, Son.
He is presumed dead or on vacation.
- Perfect, you'll grow into them. - When?
[Laughing]
Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?
- Krusty, does this have a point? - Yes.
Well, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in.
Today's top joke:
And he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release.
about things they deal with in everyday life.
The last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice...
Well, kind of, but more universal.
Hey, hey. [Goofy Laugh]
"I can't open a bag of airline peanuts.
[Laughing]
Charity, eh? What's my cut?
So this afternoon, two suits come up to me...
"Krusty's Personal Swabs"? What was I thinking?