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Those are all the monuments I read about in school.
The seat of government for the world's former most powerful nation.
After flying for what seemed like hours...
You know about our network of joke distribution agents, like the bellhop.
Ps… Your vaginas in the sink
I don't know where Chris heard the joke but I can assure you it wasn't at home.
Laugh and cry
- Was it, Chris? - No, Mr. Quagmire told it to me.
- "Good morning, ladies"? - Ha, ha! I told you that one.
"P.S. Your vagina's in the sink."
Bender heard it from Al Harrington. Harrington from REO Speedwagon.
Damn, he's nowhere in sight. I'll ask these fellas. Maybe they've seen him.
showing me some dumb-ass brochure.
Oh, I'm afraid that's quite impossible.
- Is the man gay? - No.
- Who are you? - I am the dean.
We were wondering where you heard that joke you told Quagmire.
- Stop right where you are. - Down on the ground.
Principal Shepherd, we promise you, it won't happen again.
"P.S. your vagina is in the sink."
but you know what I'm saying.
If you have a change of heart and wanna chase us down the street...
- Aah! - Now take me back to Virginia...
Every plane there's gotta be a crying baby and a mother ignoring it.
And so began our journey...
Peter! You just crapped all over the bed!
for telling one of your dirty jokes. - I'm sorry.
A quest, Joe. We go on a quest to find the source of the world's dirty jokes.
Who's texting me?
I gotta admit, Quagmire, despite all the problems...
- Can you play our song? Okay, lead singer from Asia.
By the eighth month, I had hemorrhoids that hung like bunches of grapes.
Think of the most intense pain you've ever felt...
So this chick meets a guy at a bar and...
That was the reason we walked through Crate & Barrel.
Check that Vietnamese guy giving business to those Vietnam vets.