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You drove us to Virginia?
We enjoy each other's company.
See, the March of Dimes wanted this air time...
I took them off and hummed them at the wall...
From this room, we can see the entire world's joke supply.
to talk about cancer kids or something, but I was like, "No way, monkey scratch."
No, don't! All the money goes to my bitch ex-wife!
Peter!
Shut the fuck up. So she puts the liverwurst in her vagina...
Sign me up for Cooper.
Hi there. What can I do for you gentlemen?
Oh, what the hell, so am I.
- Wow. - Like, minor surgery?
Hey, Quagmire, you got Chris suspended from school...
and Bonnie and Joe and Quagmire will have the other two.
that joke is freaking hilarious. Where'd you hear it?
Attention, student body.
Well, yeah, but how would anyone do that?
So the gym teacher says, "How'd you get the two black eyes?"
Permission to go to the bride-is-a-whore file.
Quagmire, shut up. We're here.