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Am I living or am I dying?
a terrorist sleeper cell.
I should get the kids home. It's way past dinner.
Mahmoud, this is Brian, Quagmire and Joe.
and then run over by a Mercedes.
Pull back my chair ever so slightly.
and should not be touched by humans.
chattier than you'd think he'd be when you're not here.
like that before, so I'm very scared of it.
(sighs) You know what?
No. Now get out that door!
I even started wearing leather sandals
The attack will happen tomorrow
oh s s the ground
Okay, well, how about this, Mahmoud?
I am impressed by how much
(runners screaming)
Okay. He is one of us.
I might not even pull the cord at all.
Peter, if you cried, we are done.
Get out.
I write down all his advice in a little notebook.
They just say, "No more shorts," okay?
from the Lap-Band, right?
You, sir, have got yourself a Muslim.
See, I told you Mahmoud was bad news!
bring great shame to myself by using the restroom.
Why the hell would you get 20 bags of dates?
You're looking at a dead man.
but you gotta realize, that's only part of America.
Please, Mahmoud, don't do this.
if I pick my nose with a dagger?
I'm sorry, Lois.
Sorry, can you repeat all that?
oh f*** the bi**h sucking ground
Oh, Peter, I'm so glad you're okay.
What? She'd do that?
Peter, how did you do it?
ANNOUNCER: We now return to Jeopardy Presents:
So, Mike, now that you've thoroughly kicked my butt
This is your post-9/11 racism talking.
♪ Laugh and cry
Okay. I'm in.
So are these toys just, like, to take?
Of course.