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why do I hold myself back in such situa...?
(keypad beeping)
so what's the big whoop?"
That diarrhea only sign in your bathroom
"No more shorts."
This is about me, isn't it?
in the debate over childhood vaccinations.
No, not my first time.
I'll see what they have.
Actually, we are meeting here.
So, how was the hospital, Peter?
(upbeat Middle Eastern music plays)
I think I'll take the express down.
oh s s the ground
(softly): It's okay.
(rapidly trilling vocalization)
Microphone?!
and we wanted to invite you to join us.
oh no Eiffel Tower
All right, okay, I have two ideas.
I saw my whole life flash before my eyes,
I am glad you are enjoying yourself.
See if you can guess which one is which.
(house music thumping, blaring)
In Muslim culture,
Mahmoud, you're under arrest.
Like this hookah.
and we did way too much Star Wars crap.
Go directly to jail and convert to Islam!
Why, what did you imagine?
And if you air this on TV it will turn them all gayer than a magician.
You know, Peter,
Wenn man gefragt wird, ob man zum ersten Mal eine Stephan Geschichte hört.
(whispers): So do I try to match your speed?
(farting)
(chuckles)
with a rake and wave at cars.
Wait, wait, guys. How about this?
If pro is the opposite of con What is the opposite of progress
I was gonna maybe stick stuff through.
All right, it's 4:59. In just a few seconds,
I just got in my car and drove it.