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Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some Jewish guy once.
I have to send him away until my parents come to their senses.
He's been sent to his room for being a bastard.
I'm making a dummy Ike doll.
- Fireman! - Oh, who the hell cares? He's not even my responsibility.
when
Ah, that's weak man. You know what you need? You need a good, stiff drink.
- Congratulations Mr. Mackee. You are fully recovered.
Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
Uhuh forget that.
- Ready Annie, kick the baby! - Don't kick the baby.
Yea, let us ponder the Lord's mercies. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
I, I'm gonna take him up to the bathroom to get washed up.
I thought it was a trash can or something.
We were wrong for shunning you Mr. Mackee, and we apologize.
- Just a little higher. - Mom, dad!
but we had to do it later for Ike because he's a...
Well, I didn't even care about money.
They're going to chop off his wee-wee!
Ha ha ha. You all suck ass! Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
but we loved him all the same.
Pretty good man, how are you?
I am very disappointed in you young man. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India.
Drugs are an illegal narcotic!
- What do you mean? - Don't you boys know what a Bris is? They're going to circumcise him.