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It's called a circumsticion.
gonna come to Ike's party this weekend?
- Your little brother's having a party? Why, is it his birthday? - No, it's his Bris.
Would you look at that honey, somebody dropped off a perfectly good trashcan.
It's a drug made famous by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing them.
- Hi there. - Hello, do I know you?
You're Watching South Park On Max You're Watching Friends On NBC
Hey Mackee, now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common. Dope!!
- I don't want help! - You'll thank us later.
- But I don't think I really have a problem. - Nonsense, you did drugs.
- No. - I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, and hippies suck.
Ok.
Hey, my mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis Kenny.
Shecaca madifaner.
- Are you boys stayin' out of trouble? - Yes.
No way, I set up mine first, hippie!
COOKIE MONSTER TWO THREE FOUR FIVE
- Maybe you're being too hard on him dude.
- Meaning what? - Meaning we're going to circumcise him.
a true reason to be
we're not going to knock it down. we're just gonna cover it up
Oh no you don't. That isn't going to work on me, Canadian.
- Man, that sucked getting searched. - Yeh, my ass is killing me.
Bris.
I thought it was a trash can or something.
Hello Dr. Schwartz. Thank you so much for coming all this way to perform Ike's Bris.