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- What could have possessed you to be so stupid? - I'm sorry Principal Victoria.
No, oh, oh, okay.
I can't thank you enough for everything.
- What the hell is going on? - Tough love Mr. Mackee, we're taking you to rehab.
Well booby, there's something you have to know.
Ike wasn't really your brother, he was adopted.
Would you look at that honey, somebody dropped off a perfectly good trashcan.
- Oh hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. - Yeh, I want to get a circumsticion too.
And now it's almost time for Bo-bo's.
Let us cut off your pee pee Stan
Dude, I think your mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike.
How, how am I going to make ends meet, mmkay? What, what will I do for money?
Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye.
It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, mmkay?
- Ok. - Hey, are you going to come to Ike's Bris this weekend?
and we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff.
No, uh, as your counselor, I'm here to tell you about drugs and alcohol
- You want to go to Nebraska, Ike? - Noo.
Odifaner.
Now, as I was saying, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs.
Oh man, where am I, uh?
- But, but, but son I just... - You aren't going to cut off his wee-wee!