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- Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs:
Dude I isn't dead he's in Ohio watching PewDiePie play Call of Duty XXL And he's watching gaming with Kev
Mom, dad, what exactly is this party for?
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I'm sorry but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an outbound train.
Hey Mackee, who do you think you are you stupid drug taking hippie?!?
Two-year old Canadian boy, two-year old Canadian boy...
Hey Mackee, you got any more pot? My four year old needs a fix.
- I can't believe my parents are cannibals. - What are you going to do, dude?
- Dude, you better find out. - Boys, are you paying attention?
- No, not ham you fat fuck! - Screw you! It's ham isn't it?
Nah, I don't feel any differ...
Dude, I asked five different people.
now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis.
- Where's the next train going? - Lincoln, Nebraska. Train leaves in five minutes.
Hey lady, that's my table post, you can't have that!
I am one with the animals, and the trees.
Uh, who, who put all this cotton in my mouth?
Hey man, I overheard what you said. That was cool.
No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari-ja-uana.
Leeland you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3 years go to your room and never come out until dinnertime!
- Yes, Stan. - Why do dogs have cold noses?
- Now where did you leave him young man? - Ah, how the hell should I know?
- Sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?
Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye.
and he's not even my real brother?
Ok, but first let mommy give you a kiss.
Wha, oh, thanks man.
Then you realize that you're more than that, mkay? We're all just one big individual, 'kay?
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
You're Watching Friends On NBC You're Watching South Park On Comedy Central
- Oh my God, make it stop! - Put it down you stupid dog!