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...when I became as bald as a plucked chicken.
It should cry out:
Accidents decreased by the number Simpson is known to have caused.
Our company doesn't look kindly upon insurance fraud.
Come here.
-Hey, what's happening, hepcats? -No way.
What? Blast his hide to Hades!
Hair. Just like everybody else.
-Did you bring an umbrella today? -D'oh! No.
-Patty, stop drooling. -Look who's talking.
-Happy anniversary, Homer. -Our anniversary, are you sure?
Really? Well then, you're fired. Whoever you are.
I did what any soldier would do when a grenade threatens his commander.
But you've got your hair.
I know what it is. Make an example of this hooligan.
Homer Simpson, you've been promoted. You're now an executive.
-Hire him. -I'll call you back.
When Semi tries to explain something
Lots of money.
the second you turn 30
Let the fools have their tartar sauce.
-Shout it. -I am nature's greatest miracle!
Simpson? An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image.
I was watching the DuMont last night and I caught a documentary on Rommel.