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they'll do their jobs even worse than usual.
Yes, I am the young lady with the ample bosom,
It just doesn't fit in this office,
Honey, you were just trying to save everybody's jobs.
JOSEPH: Are you out of that tiny backroom yet?
♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪
Yes, and they failed.
- Uh... mm... - So listen, Young Me,
My dad and I have a whole bit we do about that.
I'm okay, and no matter what happens,
Okay, listen, you are surprisingly nimble,
Or solids before sundown.
"Number one... Screechy Blonde Oversharer.
And you know what? He's-he's not a flip-flop
This is Darryl's office.
(whispers): Ew.
You know, I really thought that you could be a winner.
Oh! Wow!
because, to be frank...
Oh. It's okay, babe.
Sure, I can. Somebody's got to come up with $250,000.
But, you know, I came to West Covina
but we can't... we can't... we got to get to work.
- Am I right? Huh? - (laughter)
we'll never worry about a tie
I mean, that's not awesome.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
let's just get out of here, okay?
My safe word is PENIS!!
I'm useless. A puppet.
Yet, they're still burying bodies. Why?
has no soul.
Yeah, I understand that, Paula,
Mm, I'm a Stanford man myself.
self-assured and conventionally handsome young gentleman,
I should not give him this power.
(scoffs) No one can do that.
just put the pen down.
♪ It's sharp because the urchin has the little spines ♪
- Really? - (grunts)
It was a fishery, so it was ironic.
(chuckles nervously)
Dad,
blah, blah, blah,
What is wrong with you people?
someone doing you a favor in a graveyard.
Yeah, it's like a sexy, silly fun game.
- Oh! - Okay.
Blam!
- Mm... - Mm...
(sighs)
Water polo.
- Oh, no. - REBECCA: Let me kill you.
I kill you.
So, all you're trying to do is purchase
We-we just got here.
Oh, you're such an arrogant jerk.
♪ ♪
Isn't that blackmail?
I got us a great table with Mom and Dad
No, I let Nathaniel get to me
you really have to figure out what you're doing...
♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪
Just think of it this way,
- I don't know if I can just leave. - What?
(chuckles): Okay. I was wondering.
with your current legal representation,
So, for tomorrow night,
but you can't just come in here
Apparently, there's an emergency at work,
You know what? His name is Josh Freaking Chan, okay?
♪ ♪
_
it's-it's like he's chiseled
Okay, well, maybe you could change to a better provider.
Her name is Paula.