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Wow. You're amazing.
- We got to go! - Why?
You mean you love something about me.
Peanut allergies, my son has that.
Who?
because of our generous return policy;
Bye.
- Yeah. - ♪ Will he be here forever ♪
Okay, I don't like new things. I don't like it when new people come in.
Please, I beg you. I'm begging you.
In fact, she's so devoted to her job,
You bought the firm? You sold it and he... No.
- Boom! - Ooh.
My marriage is a shambles *shambles*
- Reports my carb intake. - Oh, my God.
Great... what?
♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪
You're not, like, actually going.
No, I know, but this is really important.
(laughs)
Thank you, guys.
Yes, Mr. Whitworth.
♪ And finally be heard ♪
Oh. George, you're fired.
Darryl has been stalking my entire life.
(both laugh)
this small parcel of land,
and you were trying to take my mind off things.
See, he's getting to you just like he's getting to me.
to so many gross, old men,
- Honey, what are you doing? - I'm here to help.
♪ Who's the new guy? ♪
Good. Thanks, babe. Thank you.
You really went above and beyond.
Cover me in honey and blindfold me.
They are, actually.
♪ What's his deal? What's his deal? ♪
Okay.
I don't eat fries.
and the security guard breath off my body.
(groans softly)
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
I have to go.
Your parents must be amazing.
if you're gonna terminate anyone, let it be me...
Sirs, what you need is someone who will bury that cemetery.
- Uh-huh. - I have been dreaming
but the cemetery over here is blocking you
I played right wing for Stanford.
DARRYL: Oh, geez.
you have to employ me first.
I just wanted to say a little bit more
- (mouths) - Oh. (chuckles)
You know what, this is gonna be great.
(man talking indistinctly over phone)
I just got us a massive meeting with a massive client tomorrow morning.
But I was wrong.
and I feel awful about it.
Nothing. It's a deadline that Nathaniel's obsessed with
♪ And that is how they get food. ♪
I mean, can we make it Karen, if it's not Karen?
And, well, gentlemen, thank you so much for your time today.
- ♪ ♪ - (laughing)
♪ ♪
because we know it's there now.
He is a... terrible, terrible...
What's wrong, Karen?
Shame on me...
I don't know, those words sound a little advanced for Josh.
and we thought that you might have something to do with it
(chuckling)
I shouldn't let his needle puncture our love bubble.
This is who we've been waiting for?
doop, doople dee doop,
Thank you.