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- I love your smile. It's beautiful. - Thank you.
Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry, he's crazy.
Then my mom come running in saying, "What you doing to your sister?"
- We don't hang anymore! - I took you to the dentist.
That shit look like a yarmulke with a brim!
- Tell your mommy to buy a book. - Screw you!
Yeah! Seven years, judge?
Reverend, my sister will work it off for you when she gets better.
See that cab over there?
- It's coming! It's coming! - I don't see no smoke!
- What's my name? - Is she cute?
She's got a sister that looks just like her.
Once again, never the black! You want the red.
Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate my wisdom on the defendant.
Ain't that something.
I know. That's the dead guy next door.
Well, well, well. Look what we got here.
- I got a job, man! - Filthy!
- So what took you so long? - I think I got a job.
Just go home and i'll take care of it, okay?
He's gonna call. I got a feeling.
Let's see. Dinner at Lu Chow's. Yum yum, dim sum.
- I have to go. - That's your boss friend?
How do they get the jelly into these things?
"What you got for me today, judge? Five years?
Too bad.
You sold me out for some ass? What do I do now?
- Say it! - You played yourself!
- Go get it! - Before I kick both your asses!
You gonna play ball in the jungle?
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I don't have a kid.
Now that shit was sweet!
Many people say that. They're crazy!
Shit.
25 G!
Anyways, how much is something like this?
So, I asked myself, "Do dead people shop?"
...if he be sent to the bowels...
Is she cute?
- Loverboy. I'm out. - You're out?
What?
You sure you want this one?
Come in.
- You see what you started, Mary? - What happened to us?
Let me wear your belt!
You're supposed to say, "I'll get you one."
- How was I supposed to react? - Not by treating me like a whore!
- You taking Godzuki with you? - That's not funny. She's good people.
- What, are you jealous? - That's absurd. Just don't talk to him.
You gotta work for what you want!
Pay your fare Pay your fare
You give up? This morning I had baby food and therapy. Lots of it.
- Right, fellas? - Oh, you absolutely right, Mr. Man.
- I think she likes you. - I think I like you.
- What don't you understand? - The whole thing.
Husband said I could put it on my Dynasty Club Card.
A job ain’t nothing but work!
What money?
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Stop! Police! - Here comes fatso! Come on!
Acquisitions is having babies about the C-89 form. Finished?
What are you gonna do? Are you calling the cops?
Could you explain the system again?
Yo, what took you so long? I've been home and back.
Besides, it wouldn't benefit either one of us.
For the money.
Oh, you're red. You're getting blue.
Come here.
- Keith, I want out. - Say what?
I was in a chicken costume, giving out coupons. It didn't fit my image.