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I don't know you. Our wives are friends. We just met.
And when he wakes up he makes honking noises.
Well, I do have a warm sense of well-being, and I'm slurring my words.
And behave yourselves.
Oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it.
-Where are we going? -Shh!
In this department we go by the book.
Come here.
Mr. and Mrs. Simpson. Welcome.
-That's enough! -Thank you.
A new kind of Mace? Really painful.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 11 = 1760
-They're fighting again. -That music gives me the chills.
I apologize for my husband.
-A fly! -I put it there.
-How's the retreat? -I thought our marriage...
...and clean faster than you ever have before.
...the...
I want to thank you for letting me get it off my chest.
He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays.
Wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are long and yellow.
You're really great.
As a trained marriage counselor...