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if I don't got Joe and Quagmire to enjoy it with me?
You know who I hate?
These boots are the new you,
I am a Nielsen god!
I think I just got an idea.
ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Dateline, a woman murdered.
♪ All the things that make us ♪
or are you and the critics busy sucking each other's butts?
Everything seems to be going well.
(knock at door)
Ah, course we are. You bet.
You got my shirt wet.
(studio audience laughing)
Yeah, me, too.
I hate fire stations.
People rely on the local news to provide them with
TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Mike and Molly.
Peter, what is this show?
Hey, I'm not... I'm not even touching the lever.
(phone ringing)
YEAH PETER GRIFFIN HERE.
'cause I want your name to be Dick "Weener."
And so, gentlemen, in baseball,
Well, Meg, it sounds like they want us to be part of
(grumbling, groaning)
Wow, thanks!
Your first visit to a real fire station!
More like a social disease.
You got TV back to normal.
Yah-ha! Go!
All that stuff.
That concludes today's session of Book Talk.
I knew it was the ex-boyfriend.
I just want to cuddle.
But three Lucky Strikes...
"You have been specially selected from amongst millions
Say something!