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"of American households to be a Nielsen family,
Okay, great.
or getting their fat waxed.
Stop, no, stop.
And maybe a festive hat would make things more festive.
So, what are we gonna watch?
I'm just having a little fun.
Did you see the mob?
There goes your one chance to get TV back to the way it was.
Yes, the chopped salad?
This can go a couple of ways.
Lois, we're not watching Mad Men no more.
Yeah, well, you only have one Nielsen box.
Okay, we'll, uh, pick up the rest tomorrow.
(somber, sad music plays)
You turned Anderson Cooper 360 into Anderson Cooper 720!
which helps us generalize the viewing habits
Look, I may have been a little rash.
Yee-haw, ride 'em, cowgirl!
if they did the show in their underpants.
Well, I hope everyone had a fun afternoon at the firehouse.
and now you have to help me fix it!
Maybe you can use that power to help restore TV
And now, straight to sleep.
on how you can jazz it up.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
is working properly and see if you have any questions.
♪ Hey, you, lullaby... ♪
I knew it.
Hey, Peter, look. It’s your rival!
I don't know what it was, but now it's on roller skates.
Well, you did it, Peter.
Tune in tomorrow when we will look at John Kennedy Toole's
I think Zack and Cody would be funnier
(clamoring)
That waiter's like, "What?!"
There's a show.
Thanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland.
Nurse, who's the worst doctor in this hospital?