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Look at me.
- Your mother and I are getting a divorce! - You are?
Look at me, I'm smoking. Dog, dog, look, look...
- Hey! The dog just told me... - Be quiet, Stewie.
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
Go away! Go on, git! Stay tuned for an all new Ally McBeal!
What do you got? What do you got? Huh? Come on!
OK. Now we're gonna play Seven Minutes in Heaven,
Have fun.
Go, team!
You see, Peter, the way we look at it, a man's only as big as the gun he carries.
I figured you might get soft on me, so I hired an old friend to scar them for life.
Apparently, you're a 12-year-old prepubescent girl.
Wonderful! What time do we nail those snot-nosed punks?!
- That was fun, Dad! - I'm the man!
You mean like a magical Christmas tumour?
oh my god santa's buttcrack is gross
- Enjoy your new car, Mr Griffin. - Thanks, Jim.
Really. I've got about half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper.
Good shot. Made my brown eye blue with that one.
I bet there's a part of you that wants to be friends with them.
- Oh, my God. Where's Stewie? - He's around.
That's wonderful. Isn't that wonderful?
Alcohol doesn't really make you warmer. It constricts the blood vessels...
Yea, Meg! Oh, man, I love how these kids celebrate these days!
freezing my nips off out here
I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.