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Do you actually use these?
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
Hey, there. You a big fan ofJonathan Franzen?
but time seems to be doing it for me.
- (LAUGHS) Thinks I should stop seeing you. - He does?
I know,
Ever since Lois got us twin beds, I can't fall asleep.
when I said, "Victory shall be mine"?
I already told you, I don't care.
(GUN FIRING)
(EXCLAIMING)
ALL: Aw!
Lucky there's a family guy
What the hell were you doing talking to him?
he would have made me John Travolta.
You may take me to the park.
Well, I do feel pretty thin and wonderful.
- But just one thing. - What?
Peter, what's going on?
I'll print up for you what I have so far.
You’re Fired
Well, Rupert, this is a big mess.
Scroll dawn, guys.
Oh, bloody hell. How do you go two weeks without opening your wallet?
and look at this note I sent off.
Anyway, Penelope's trying to kill you!
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
He's my dog, my friend.
I bought that to kill the women from Sex and the City,
I'm fine.
- Well, are you hogging the blankets? - No!
No!
DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP, DIP
Penelope is wonderful. We're going to be together forever.
Well, then...
- (PLUME SCRATCHING) - Dearest Augustine,
Hey. Thanks for saving my life.
You're fired!
It's as if we were meant to be together.