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Look how healthy I am.
Why, you little...
- I've been calling all over for you. - Hey, take it easy.
Thanks for picking my friends up from the strip club, Marge.
- Only with kisses. - Oh.
Oh, George, leave the boy be.
Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?
Thighs chafing horribly.
Now let's look in on our hush puppies.
- Bart, are you okay? - Oh, Homie, where have you been?
Yes, I strut down the boulevard Burning off my excess lard
Uh, I didn't want him to know my size.
And if I'm not happy, Moe is very happy.
- Top of the morning, ladies. - Bite us.
Well, it's 11 a.m. on a workday, so he must be at that stupid bar.
We have headsets, but you'd be mad to stop there.
I said bishop to queen four.
D'oh! Ah!
I got your letter. I'm coming as fast as I can.
Nope.
And I certainly can't drive to the store at work.
Stop saying things. Stop saying things.
When will they stop?
- And when I hear... - You can't walk to Turkmenistan
Antarctic life is a constant struggle.
Barney, you ever notice how hard it is to drive with your knees?
It's like you hate me, your own husband.
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
I'm gonna treat Marge to a romantic dinner...
I can handle it.
But real chauffeurs have uniforms and licenses.
I dance, I dance, I dance And that's the end of that
No. From now on, walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
...while scraping the edges with a very stiff rubber spatula.
Bart, get out of there.
- Amble. - Saunter.