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Where's all your Krusty stuff?
In the break room, beside the fridge,
(sobbing) I'd better get out of here before I have a meltdown.
I was jealous of Neil Armstrong.
* I am her, she is me *
(school bell ringing)
this country's still in a depression.
Excellent.
there's someone you should meet.
Penelope, will you be my princess bride?
(clearing throat)
("Bridal March" playing)
Sir, I'm afraid your doughnu t-cutting measures,
Are these business cards
Gary Larson?! I thought you retired.
to ditch at the altar.
the masculine contours of the box juxtaposed
A word about today's show.
the pink cardboard box awaits.
(nervous chuckle)
Yeah, like the ceiling furniture.
Gary, why don't you whip up an instant classic
Watch your language.
You nuclear workers have no idea how valuable you are.
But here at Cap City Nuclear, you can actually see...
Kid, what's your angle?
Well, if youtay on at the Springfield Nuclear Plant,
Anyway, we're giving you a new female co-star
or two doughnuts a day.
What do I know about rainbows?
I'm a corporate recruiter
* He's as happy as can be *