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I think so many of us have made a God that's like us,
You want to hold my gun?
Sorry, I'm here about the ad. On Christslist?
Then I got quiet and thought about it.
You know, I think the food is good
¶ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ¶
Maybe God's right here and now.
About you guys needing a-a youth pastor?
-What? -What did he say?
Penny. Button.
(coughs twice)
(playing "Maple Leaf Rag")
at Jesus's concerts.
It's okay. Everything's fine.
And any water you turned into holy water
Did he say Galthazar?
Ugh. Close window.
Booze to the right, huffers to the left.
When I was in seminary school,
But the truth is, I woke up this morning
(electric guitar playing)
An angel...
I didn't place any ad.
I meant the cool new pastor everyone likes.
And your shoes are so heavy.
Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be thankful, but
I got nothing.
-¶ Hallelujah, hallelu ¶ -¶ Hallelujah ¶
Thanks. I was hoping maybe you could point me
You, sir, have challenged me on scripture.
(chuckles): Hey, I'm-I'm not trying to change any minds.