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Then test for steroids!
Boy, show him your moves.
by Gary Gait!
But, but why did he empty out our bank account,
This isn't a drive-in movie. This isn't a drive-in movie.
- La-what? - What-cross?
LISA: Come on, Dad!
Oh, hi, Kirk.
Uh... Ah...
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You saying my boy doesn't have what it takes
Is that guy still in the champagne room?
(CLAMORING) Ow!
Mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
to play pro ball? Huh?
Take a lap!
Next time we can just rage twice as hard, I guess.
(GASPS) Oh, God, he's coming!
I'm sorry, kids, but your coaches aren't here.
We'd do anything for 'em.
Hey, a toast,
Right, right. The kids.
(BONES CRACKING, HOMER AND KIRK SCREAM)
you mean a strip club?
Lacrosse.
behind every successful man
After scoring the championship-winning goal,
I was high-fiving everybody.
unbruised for the demanding, high-tech jobs
where I was the star attackman on our lacrosse team.
My kids have never won at anything.
Milhouse is ten.
♪ The strongest bond a dude could ever know ♪
That's the one thing you can't buy
For the first time in my life,
I scored three goals today!
It's quite a ride.