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Oh, no.
Made it.
I will never stop complaining about it.
Five words - jet fuel can't melt steel!
(HOMER SNORING)
My husband's a good man.
I highed one five too far.
Why would I want to go to a strip club?
Japanese businessmen!
(MOANS)
"Buddy." Huh.
(MUSIC STOPS) Hey, you want a hit off my vape pen?
that lives and dies by youth lacrosse,
to miss such an important pre-game rally.
where is the craziest place
that isn't really a disease.
♪ Foosball Fridays in my man cave ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
Wait. You want to know about me?
The big game is about to start.
And with just two hours left until face off
we have... Nelson's dad.
soccer and hockey.
Um, I've got an exciting sport
just to psych up the crowd.
taste sweeter after you win.
(BABIES COOING, NURSERY MUSIC PLAYS)
I'm going for a walk.
and actually mean it.
- What? - Let's both say it at the same time.
What about biathlon?
(PARENTS GASPING)
if you believe Lap-Aficionado.com.
(CONFUSED NOISES)
(LOUD PEELING)
And drunks are being rolled off the field.
perfect season on the line.
- Mmm. - Mmm.
against Capital City, the countdown clock