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See my success and be my success.
(Glenn Miller's "Pennsylvania 6-5000" playing)
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
what would it be?
Would you like me to put on our sleep ocean noises
-"Blech". -For me, it was more like
(slow, dramatic music playing)
to find greater success in movies or ugly public divorces.
¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶
JOE: Your show should have more Joe Swanson.
What are you up to this morning?
back when I was an all-setup- no-punch-line comedian.
and listen to a band that's on a label
owned by the same parent company as the network.
-Oh! -No way!
that thing I did wrong 11 years ago.
Sometimes networks will cancel a show
(dramatic, pulsing music playing)
the song our parent company is aggressively marketing.
You have been selected to be part of a focus group
Okay, well... What if I told you "Shut up"?
¶ Ooh ¶
-MAN: I watch Fox. -No, you don't. Nobody does.
Sorry I only satisfied you twice tonight.
-I didn't like it. -Could you be more specific?
-Oh, come on, buddy. -Don't do it. -Here she comes.
since you're in Queensland, Australia, where you moved
so we'll get stuck with the boring ones
I found a pouch of Big League Chew earlier,
Yeah, I like shows that are binge-worthy.
Eh, I'm gonna tweeze the Skittle out
Yeah, we're network TV gay,
(phone rings)
¶ On which we used to rely? ¶
(gunshot)
That's why our first reboot is built around
'Cause I'm the funny one.
#5544 #2574 #3267 #2772
(SPEAKING IRISH)
Thank you, Peter, I will.
-We're in the woods. -(howling in distance)
Well, if you're all so smart,
Many recent shows have found success