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Rachel's pregnant.
- Good. - Hey, show them the picture of your uterus.
- Maybe you and I should do something. - All in good time, my love. All in good time.
I'm not gonna tell you because I am an excellent secret-keeper.
- Hi. - Hi.
Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment, I think I should talk first.
I'm in love too. But in an orderly fashion.
- Why don't you use your key? - I won't find it before the place explodes.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] What? I'm an excellent secret-keeper. I've kept all our secrets.
Would you move your thumb. I can't see the seat number.
I should remember that.
Well, they should put that on the box!
Yeah, but...
...as soon as they're done with it at the key-shining place.
There's your uterus...
- Grab my ass. - Next.
In fact, I wanna talk to the president of the condom company.
Yeah.
Let's act like we're on our honeymoon.
Uh... Uh... Gas leak. Oh, and bring garlic bread.
It's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?
- So how was the doctor? - Everything went great.
Oh.