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- Why can't you admit you need me? - I need you. I need you to stay near my head!
You're not the only ones on your honeymoon!
But in my defense, I found out that condoms are only 97 percent effective.
- Head, Ross. Head, Ross. Head, Ross. - Right.
I GREW UP WITH PAPA MONTY IF YOU DIDN'T FINISH SONIC 2 BEFORE HE GOT HOME FROM WORK, YOU DIDN'T FINISH
- Thanks. - I'll go pack.
I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
Manufacturer: You still have to water it so it can water itself. Manufacturer
It's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.
Call to plant manufacturer: My plant died.
- Do you know what they have in there? - No.
Really?
Yeah, maybe, if you're in love. But, Ross, we are not in love, are we?
- She really wanted to talk to you now. - Yeah, it seemed pretty important.
Well, they should put it in huge block letters!
Of course I do. And I'll give it back to you...