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Our top story tonight,
He's even starting to look like he's from Jersey.
and every time they act like selfish assholes, they go,
area 51 raid
We could ask Al-Qaeda.
Then we've got to start falling back to Utah.
I can't ever let anybody know.
Dude.
I told you, I'm not one of them.
The new neighbors that moved in to Stan's house.
Mom, Dad, what's muff cabbage?
That was totally uncalled for. For what she did.
All better. Just had to get that out.
A obama bicho no mato
- Stop playing stupid. - Maybe he really is stupid.
Not now, please.
Fine, Cartman, you really want me in there...
You got cabbage in your muff.
Did you smell raspberries? I smell raspberries.
is now part of New Jersey.
Sorry, but you can't be trusted.
Come on, we don't want to be seen hanging around him.
I'm sorry, I have other clients in ten minutes.
I'm not trying to be mean. It's a Jersey thing.
- What is it? - It's called a Snooki.
Get him to the meat locker.
I carried you in my stomach, I lived in Newark.