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No. If you're a typewriter salesman in 1953.
because they make my fingers numb.
with my remaining dignity intact.
'Cause that's what you have to say now.
Because the best thing you can do is offer a lifeline
"The crunching is mutual"? What the hell does that mean?
(robotic voice): Z, Z, Z-Z-Z.
(snores) Z, Z, Z-Z-Z.
"water, fun and hydrogenated chuckles"?
Connecticut! (chuckles)
All right, Kent Brockman. Welcome to BizzFad.
they have these days.
Do it, Homer! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(belches)
Now that I've apologized, my station has assured me
Oh-ho. Better.
Why are the only ingredients here
(Eastern European accent): Please get in.
Check. No imbibing.
Hmm.
I'm a Krusty Prime member.
before he was escorted out by security
Was he from Alabama?
You're a very lucky lady.
These were the last words of disgraced anchor Kent Brockman