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Easy Bono, that hurts the biddy.
Don't cry. Here, do you want the biddy?
Randy, you have a gift. Now who knows why God chose you, but he did!
What was your primary diet for this poo, Mr. Marsh?
how big a crap you could have taken.
Hi, my name is Stan Marsh.
I want people to know that I'm worth something. That I matter.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,
All this over what guy took the biggest crap.
and I believe I took the world's biggest crap.
I talked to the EFSM and they say Randy has to take the crap in Zurich.
I was so proud of it that I decided to keep it,
So he spent his life trying to be number one, in everything.
Look at the crap I took all those years ago!
Bono, we've never had that rule before.
I'll bet you can crap that big again easy!
The biggest crap?
Wha? Wha?
to be nominated for an Academy Award, a Golden Globe...
When you do finally pass this stool, it might be very painful.
and we simply can't handle all the measuring and verification.
Number two? Number two?!
Look, I first knew something was wrong
Yes, hello. My name is Randy Marsh
It wasn't bigger than mine was.
Is this really newsworthy?
Thanks for the news flash!
- What are you talking about? - You can say it, Sharon!
and a Nobel prize nomination!
You've been knighted. I mean, at some point,
I say...