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My dad's trying to beat your record for biggest crap.
they'll know I'm not lying!
It's not really a crap.
Hm, enshnusen?
- Say I'm not number two! - You're not number two!
Well, he's going to try.
That's why I gotta make sure to keep it safe.
when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap.
Oh my freaking Lord.
As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.
Oh no.
PF Chang’s mostly Good stuff
Thank you. Thank you so much for this newest award, it means so much.
A biggest crap means you crapped it out!
Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. I'm gonna stand guard.
Come on, guys. Lasagna's ready.
Das shpoitenhoff?
the European Fecal Standards and Meas--
- You are the new world's champion! - Really?
You mean, really?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I kept the crap in my office, nursed it, fed it biddy.
Oh yes, it did.
We're going to use harmless waves to look inside your belly.
That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken.
We are here to honor the first American...
and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife and...
But I must warn you:
There there, Randy. You gave it your best shot.
Guys, we have a problem!
Something that came from me! That was a a part of me!