HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'll try, but I don't think...
Bono was never the record holder! He's the record.
I have the first-place trophy for that.
to bring home the distinguished EFSM medal
- Are you feeling better? - Yeah, I'm totally fine now.
Tonight, a possible attack on Iran...
may mean the beginning of a new war in the Middle East.
And if you walk away now, you'll always wonder...
What?
Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh.
Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before.
Oh, my brother took a crap once, that was enormous.
but still seem like such a piece of shit.
Oh God. I feel so much better.
No... No.
Because he is crap.
Look, you gotta understand, sir.
And a lot of Aunt Jemima's Frozen Sausage Biscuits in the mornings.
Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?
Poppa, no! Say nothing more!
I know Bono's better than me!
The current record is a crap weighing 7.5 Courics.