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Mostly P.F. Chang's. General Tsao's Chicken.
Why?
But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?
Oh, excuse me. I must be getting another award.
I'm going to prescribe a laxative.
What is it, Randy? Do you have any-- Oh, Randy!
Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.
Hey look, Sharon, it's the President! Hey, hey, Sharon!
- A football? That's amazing. - I've never heard of one that big.
- No, poppa. No, poppa. - There there, my little crap.
I mean, even I have a second-place trophy
Yes, he likes the biddy, doesn't he?
Congratulations to Bono!
That's why he's able to do so much, try to help so many people...
Come on, Randy, what do you say?
- Yes? - Yes, Bono.
All right, will you flush the toilet now?
Guinness World Records America.
You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night.
- Randy, this is ridiculous. - Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!
Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact.
Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?
d is for dr gouache
- My God... - It must be over a hundred Courics!
Your father is in grave danger. Come with me!
You just don't understand.
Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics
I was the record holder for the biggest crap.
Because we don't want to.
Just a big joke! Don't touch me!
I almost did it.
Spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's.
You have got to be kidding me.