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I put a battery up her ass...
-Best chili dogs in the city. -No, man, not even.
Because now they know we're for real.
I gotta go back to Auto tomorrow morning.
All right, let's see what we got here.
We're on. No need for an eyeball.
We filed an amended finance report that shows--
second number's for muscle.
Nigga You ain’t shining like me you ain’t built like me, you just a mop head motherfukka who’s shape like a bee Somebody need to Scratch Your Ass cuz nigga you itchin, keep bitchin, what’s up with your Moms in the Kitchen
We need some re-up, man, we gonna tap out by noon.
But I got the feeling Barksdale's money has legs.
Where's Wallace? That's all I want to know.
He was getting high. I've seen him cop.
It's Like Butter Baby
Dee put him back on count though.
We're okay here.
You's a Hoe Ass Nigga, Man! Can't believe the twisted shit you've motherfukkin done!
Yeah, I mean, we all got a lot to protect here.
Couple of police interrupting me, while I'm trying to get my drink on.
There we go. All right.
But it's you they're gonna blame, and you who's gonna do the jolt.
What she gonna do? Take out a tape and ask Avon to hold the other end?
Pulling campaign finance reports for every politician...
Dang, boy, Chink Bob's...
and checking up on some of the contributors.
We just cash the damn checks, count the votes, and move on.
And I don't know those people, and I don't know why they gave.
Same shit, different file.
Iisten to those dead phones...
so we've been ordered to begin sending bodies home.
All right.
Aren't you better off that we didn't?
Okay, slowly bring your right arm around your back.
You owe me $10.
This is Lieutenant Daniels with the Baltimore Department.
Easy. We're just getting started.
Dawg, you ain't cornholed no animal for real, did you?
he gets back from in-service training, he's gonna kiss the stripes...
-$15. -Here take $10.
All right, then. Hold that pose right there, shorty.
Shit, everybody waiting on the re-up, but I never made that run before.
You want to talk about dirt? Have at it.
-Go ahead, Poot. -You're stupid.
I'll get it. A little cream, right?
Come on, nigger, let's walk.
Re-up from where? You niggers ain't heard?
You want me to write a letter to his mom, too?
Sterling's, up on 29th Street? Don't you know nothing?
What are you, a boy or a man?
you know, the one that dimed on Omar's bitch.
I can see the tree on the side of them.
Boy took me for $10.
Catch you later.
-106th and Park? -The joint is vicious.
I'm tired of your games.