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I'm just so happy for you. This is what you wanted.
The administration has been streamlined.
All right.
What did he say?
Too bad it cost you a trip to China.
because he is a class-A moron.
It doesn't say.
I have to write my personal essay!
I've got to back.
I don't have to explain myself to you.
Because I forgot my computer.
No. No.
But if they're not taking resignations,
It’s hard for me to watch ‘American Idol’ because I have a 10-inch penis.
Fine. So I made one extremely unfortunate coupling decision.
with the current election,
Bad news, archers.
Ohhh. Wonderful, wonderful.
Run, Kenneth, run!
You mean the War on Poverty.
into everyday conversation.
they've completely forgotten we're here.
Look, I told my mom I got a job, so I've been coming here
Now join me in the orgy chamber.
So you're never coming back?
Jack.
I'm so happy you're here.
Excuse me.
Excuse me?
and I'm denying your resignation.
I mean, I know Jack's not here.
and upsetting to the voters.
What do you think I am, a cartoon dog?
into a closed, unventilated space.
Secondly, if it's a boy,