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that that was the longest drinking binge we've ever had.
Well, that sounds great. I'm going to get some s'more schnapps.
The schnapps with the delightful taste of s'mores!
Yeah!
...and was forced to live off her own faeces for several days.
Dear guys, Words cannot express how much i hate you guys.
- Suck my ass! - What do we do, General?
- I'm playing the drum. - Well, you have to hit it softer!
The Confederates would have whupped ass in Topeka, too.
That hurt!
Sure, you can try to change the past, but usually... Where are you going?
If you would like a tour of the fort,
and see you on the battlefield.
- Surrender your men, General! - All right, all right! We surrender!
- capture the bell this time. - But why? Why should they get the bell?
their government's authority. You must declare the Confederacy its own nation
Boy, this just keeps getting weirder, doesn't it?
I can't be happy. You ruined the re-enactment!
- Oh really? I'm pretty sure I just did. - Okay, you all know the rules.
- Don't touch me. - Well, Cartman. The South lost.
Cartman? What the hell are you doing?
It is time to march to Washington D.C.!
Hello, I'm Abraham Lincoln. President of the United States.
I want to commend you for stopping the rebel uprising.
all the s'more schnapps you can drink for a year!
Yeah, and it doesn't matter because the bet was
- We're out of s'more schnapps? - That can't be!
They mock us in Kansas, soldier.
He's re-enacting Jefferson Davis! You can't talk that way to a superior officer!
God damn it.
I knew they would!
You must fire your blanks into the air. If someone says they killed you,
- Right. - You're on!
We are pleased to sponsor you with all the s'more schnapps you need!
We just run around in circles and try to grab each other's asses!
I'll bet we could take Topeka right now and prove them all wrong!