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And now to clarify how the re-enactment should unfold,
Yes, and I'm Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy.
Gentlemen! I hate to break up the party, but I believe we have a fort to take!
I'm afraid I was grading papers pretty late and...
to our families and say, "We did it!
You can't just come to a Civil War re-enactment
animal cookies, those frosted ones with the sprinkles on them?
Portland riots over after protesters accidentally set fire to their meth labs
Yours, General Cartman Lee.
Yeah, too bad you're such a dumb-ass at history or you would have known that!
- Yeah! - The Union be damned!
I bet we could!
And may I say that we're gonna whup your ass this time.
Come, Kenny. Come fight for us
- We got it! The fort is ours! - What was that?
This isn't over. Oh, no. Oh, no, not by a long shot.
Forward!
Hey, look! Ned's doing his trick again!
Let's go!
have had to spend the evening being ridiculed
All right, government!
Yes, enjoy your freedom, gentlemen. Soon you will be my property.
Hey, come on, we should take a tour
you have to be my slaves for a month.
there are times when humans can no longer endure
No!
- Where are you going? - We're going home, kid.
We have taken Topeka, and now
Hooray!
Get me some more s'more schnapps, I'm gonna be sick.