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I hope you didn't leave your car in the red zone.
I was angry, and I wanted to get back at my husband.
I'm sorry. Are you all right?
You son of a bitch!
I can't help it if I like a shot of tequila once in a while.
- Gay? - What?
Excuse me.
- That's my husband's way. - I'm sorry, I thought that-
Pissed on you, boy!
...who was that?
Okay.
Alex, I love being with you and everything. It's just...
I know this is probably against your professional code...
I'm a computer analyst!
Hold it, you three. Hold it right there.
If you say another word, I swear to God, I'll lose my nerve.
Jenny is 150 miles away. She won't even return your calls. Give it up.
You bitch! Nobody plays with me like that-
Bring the little fish. Okay. Good, good. Come on! Come on!
Is that the fourth one this week, Tony?
- I couldn't even move you. - Thank God!
I always use rose petals in my bath.
What do you think of your lover-boy now?
Yeah, I was gonna spend the night alone with Jenny tonight.
Two, three, four.
- Seeing? No. - He's seeing somebody else.
Not for everyone. A privilege.
No! Hello!
Are you-? Are you sure?
I don't see the difference, a few years. It's no big deal.
...our son...
- Linda, we didn't, you know-? - No, you came in here.
Think he's taken?
Many proposals of marriage. But no, I wanted to marry American.
- What do you want, Jory? - I wanna give you my order, Rander.
Joe, we agreed for him to have opportunities we never had.
You cleaned?
You're just a boy.
Listen, you're exactly one romantic interlude away from the jackpot.
I want them to meet you. Their 20th anniversary is at the end of the month.
He never even talks about girls anymore.
Dad, look, I'll see you in the morning, okay?
You get all that from a cold pizza, man?
- I wouldn't call it amoral. - It's the sickest thing I've ever heard!
- Forget pizza. I buy you real dinner. - No.
I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Mom!
I came into town for a few days, and when I saw you in the store...
And don't forget to order extra anchovy.
- Oh, Joe. - Oh, Joe.
Come here. You come here. I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
- But I just can't. - I have respect for this.
Fuck fiber. I want grease, red meat. I got pork chops hidden in the freezer.
I would come home.
- You're going. - I am not going.
- Randy? - Yeah.
I think it's caused from stress.
There's other ways of finding out who your guy is.
I smiled.
Mom! Excuse me.
Our son is dressing up in ladies' underwear.
Trespasser! Bad boy!
Oh, my God.
Okay. Take the moon.
I need a really big favor.
- Extra anchovies? - Costa Mesa? Why from here?
Look, maybe I shouldn't be here.
See, I wear this for my job.
You smiled.
Jenny.
Not, not really.
You ready to go? It's good to...
How dare you sneak home in the middle of the day...
I'm married to one.
- Okay, smile. - Oh, no. Please. Please.
- Hello? - Hi, honey!
Jen? Yeah.