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Hey, you know, you did a good job in there, man.
Yeah? Boss, Joe Young's here to see you. He says it's very important.
- Aah! - Aah! I know!
Well, I don't know if I'm gonna do it, Lis. What? Why not?
Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
Come on. Do me again.
You two boys can just fuck right off.
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
Forty thousand dollars.
What's that?
Today just whupped my sorry black ass
Ben, could... could you give me a hand here, Ben?
and just whupped my sorry black ass.
You're not ready to change faiths right now. We respect that.
who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time.
- Ha-ha! - What the fuck is this?
- How long you staying? - Until the show's over.
♪ Just 'cause she has big titties ♪
Okay, people. Let's go.
- What's your name again? - I am Sancho.
- Action. - Oh, yeah.
He was killed by the C.I.A...
By the time I finally got this old mama to work,
Come on, boys, grease 'em up. Oh, another day, another dollar.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
I say unto you, 'Nay, they are many.
And action!
Uh-huh.
♪♪
- How you doin', G-Fresh? - You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
What? My Buick Century.
I don't know, Choda Boy. It's all Greek to me.
Of course he looks familiar. He's Choda Boy in the film.
Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here.
I'll sure as Abraham try. Right.
Whoo! Thanks, man.
Hey!
Hi, cupcake. I'm home.
but Lisa is so important to me.
Wake up sleepyhead It’s school tonight
Hyah!
You make me so horny.
I don't know what's happened to you, Joe.
He has no balls. Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him.
I don’t think I’m gonna chuck piss beers anymore
That's some hot shit right there. Check that out, man. Good.
Where's the contract? What contract?
It's not that heavy.
♪♪
♪ What makes a man Is it the woman in his arms ♪
Oh.
Oh, I don't do those... Those kind of movies.
♪♪ ♪ No remorse on a collision course with death ♪
starting with a medium close-up on the cock.
And I'm not doing any ass-licking today. I told you that, right?
And Choda Boy. Now it's time for us to repay you.
Joe, I just got the most amazing idea ever.
Mark Hayes! ...and CHODA BOY!
Get back to work!
- Ow! - That certainly is a lot of money,
Drop him. Right.
Sure. We'll start first thing Monday morning.
Ooh-oooh!
Shouldn't we call the police or something?
Now... Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison. I said I don't wanna do it.
No problem.
Jesus! Where?
Fuck, dude, it couldn't be scripted any better than that.
With the success of this thing, how could I not want to make a sequel?
- Action! - I'm Jizzmaster Zero!
Told me what?
Rub her breasts or something.
Send in the next audition.
Oh.
All male actors shave their balls, Joe.
Neutered Man!
.
- Wow. - Oh, sorry.
instead of the fission device that's inside of it now.
Lisa! Who's your little flower now?
Goddamn it, I'm not gonna ask you again!
You're gonna make me come, or I'm gonna kick your butt.
Mark my words... I 'l I get you for this!
Oh, Joe, I was so scared. Oh, I know, Lis. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
Now, we got in there, we kicked their ass, got the contract and got out!
Guards! More guards!
Did someone say my name? Orgazmo! Orgazmo!
Twenty thousand dollars. Excuse me?
♪♪
I think we should start with a close-up of my ass!
Come on. Oh, that's good.
You're so evil, Neutered Man.
because of their love towards their brethren, and also towards us.
And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are Al I idiots! - Yeah!
Shit.