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Ahh!
No, it's probably the Titties
Everybody does. Now, let's see. Joe Young, right? Right.
Stunt cock. Stunt cock.
I'm not staying in this town another hour!
Go see who that is and kill them for disrupting my shoot!
Come on, Hung. You gotta at least look like you're enjoying this.
And this year's John Holmes Award goes to...
Soon you'll be meeting up with...
Yeah, suck that cock! Damn it, Kevin !
Orgazmo and Choda Boy break through the wall.
He totally started it, Mr. Orbison. I... Just get to makeup, Hung.
You know, I don't wanna sound like I’m straight or nothin', but I think dudes in their underwear is kick ass.
- Where's the woman you kidnapped? - Hung?
♪ Is it his quest for glory ♪
♪ He didn't have to do that ♪♪ Man, this shit has got to go!
Holy shit.
Yes, yes. No ass-licking. Okay.
Uh, thanks?
Everybody say... Geddy lee!
But Orgazmo beats him, right? How?
Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.
All right. You give me some nice close-ups.
No.
All right. Make it $7,000.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', But I’m pretty stoked for sixers
If Orgazmo was here, he wouldn't let you do this to us.
- Geddy Lee. - Who's Geddy Lee?
Yeah, men are equally degraded in pornographic films.
Everybody in the business is here today.
Why, you dirty so-and-so!
I don't want anyone to know.
Show me what you got! Come right here! Come...
Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!
Whoo! Yeah! God, that kicked ass, didn't it?
Oh! Oh!
Wh... Wh... Why do they call her T-Rex?
I don't like to talk about it.
♪ You are now a man You're a man ♪
See you tomorrow. Good night.
And I need the money for our wedding and for a place to live.
Oh, that feels good.
- Hey, kids. - Hi, Choda Boy.
Here. Here.
Good. And, Haruko, you say, Prepare to meet your doom!
Go on. Yeah.
♪ And Heavenly Father's vision ♪
Joe?
Look out, suckers!
Listen to me, Joe! You need to... No, no. You... You listen to me, Ben.
Are you making a movie here? Yeah.
No, you are not Sancho.
These are the G's I been telling you about from next door.
Got it.
Fuck off! You dirty girl! Oh, I can do that.
I'm sorry, Uncle Orbison. He provoked me.
Just let me get out of these clothes.
And you don't even have to fuck.
No, I think it's the same one we've always used. Oh.
♪ No, it's probably the titties ♪
What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles like Schindler's Fist?
Come on now Come on now
Come on. I wanna show you something.
Stunt cock!
Lisa, I... I thought nobody would never know. I-I had no idea it would get this popular.
♪ A man ♪ ♪ M-A-N, man, man ♪
That's why.
Thanks, Choda Boy. That's just what I need.
That's right!
No. No, there's no problem. Excuse me.
Merry Christmas. Oh!
What is it that you wanted?
Al I right.
Oh, that's a baby now. Lisa!
Hey, man, you need to soup your nuts?
Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!
I don't wanna sound like a queer But I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band
Oh. Let them go, Neutered Man.
Holy shit!
That's great, but what do you do?
See you on set, Choda Boy.
Ma'am? You heard me.
Somebody, save me.
No, it's probably the Titties
No! I mean... I mean, boy-boy, I'll say.
Wha... Hmm?
but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band. That's nice, Dave.
I don't want the money if this is how you have to earn it!
♪ Now you’re a ma-male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy?
Need a hand?