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Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in.
I'm Orgazmo.
I don't know any of these people. I just came to get the rest of my money and go.
You start at 10:00.
I said, let her go!
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Llamacorns kick ass!
I ain't gonna givin' up my place.
Oh, that hurts so bad!
Twenty thousand dollars would get us off to a great start. I know it would.
Genius.
Find yourself another Orgazmo!
How?!? HOW?!?
So, what do you say, pal?
I told you it works. Do me again.
Hey, hey, what about men, huh? He degrades them too.
Oh, yeah. G-Fresh in the motherfucking house.
Oh, that hurts.
But I... am Sancho.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I might have lost the only thing that really matters to me.
Come here! Wait, wait, wait, no!
I'm not an ass-licker. Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.
Aa-aa-aah!
Then I'm gonna boink your girlfriend.
- They should've done double anal. - Excuse me?
What should we do with her, boss, huh?
Good, good stuff. Yeah.
But you had to know that I didn't want this.
Are you okay?
Wow! Wow, wow! Wow!
♪ Just 'cause she has big titties ♪
Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero. I'm a Latter-Day Saint!
I'd like to see you try!
Oh, boy.
Come on.
Head to the back!
Why? What happened?
Great job, guys.
his parents, his friends, his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!
Calm down. It's okay. It's just powering up. It's okay.
♪♪
America to Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f*****g pansy!
♪♪
Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time.
Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
Bring me my stunt cock.
Oh, yeah. Harder.
How are you? Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
Uh, Candy, Saffi and Jizzmaster Zero are getting busy on the bed.
Right. Uh, see, people wouldn't hire the Mormons because of their beliefs. Now...
Oh, yeah? You want some? You want some more?
Really? Well, wow.
I learned a lot of different kung fu styles.
Oh, fine.
You told me you knew how to fight.
- Yeah, Joe. - Oh, Joe!
Oh, you dirty bastard! Come on.
♪♪ ♪ He sent his son to die for me ♪
Now this is how you kick somebody's ass.
I'll find a way to break free, Ass-Fuck Twins!
Never. I'll kill you first.
Well, dang it, I just have to get back to Utah and marry her!
He shouldn't block me then!
Looks like he's sleeping with the fishes. See?
It's so good.
Who are you? I am Sancho.
There's another way.
You look good, man.
You listen to me, you cocky prick!
♪♪
I can still smell that newspaper.
Well, that's pretty naughty.
♪ So we can know your story ♪
Yeah, there you go, buddy. Get some.
Oh, shit!
A sequel? Yeah.
Yeah, I upgraded.
Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?
Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe.
Of course
No!
Now, you go home and you tell your little fiancée that the wedding is off,
And action.