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I'm not a stud. I'm...
Ah, it's locked. Too bad. Don't worry.
♪ You are now a man You're a man ♪
- Oh, uh, I-I can't say that. - Say what?
♪ Now you’re a male a male, male, male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
Me? Oh, yes. Actually, I majored in theater at B.Y.U.
Aren't you glad see me? Haven't you missed me?
No, wait a minute. See, now you're doin' what they told ya!
Ow! Get off of me! Oww!
Whoa!
But he has a twin brother who wants revenge now.
Come on. Sign the paper!
Sorry. Sorry.
Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.
No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Put her on the set.
Fuck you.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, no. Help!
Oh yeah Chuck E. Cheese’s Chuck E. Cheese’s Chuck E. Cheese’s here I come
steven
Tonight we did some stepping! Well, all I know is I gotta get the heck outta Los Angeles.
You can actually hold that thing, huh?
for selling smack to Nazis.
No, I couldn't. Go on, give yourself a treat.
Ten thousand.
For the time is at hand that all men shall reap a reward of their works.
How'd you get that scratch? Oh, I'm sorry, G. I'm closing down.
Good-bye, Choda Boy. Good night.
Hey, lady! We're ready for the D.V.D.A. shot! Nice talkin' to ya, kid.
what Heavenly Father wants from us or what he has in mind.
I'm fine. Super. Why don't you go get into wardrobe,
♪ Live it, live it ♪
- Are you nuts? That... That won't work. - Why not?
I, uh... I had an interesting day. I got offered a part in a movie.
Jesus and I love you, Joe. Jesus and I love you too, Lis.
The Orgazmorator, Joe... You can use the Orgazmorator as a weapon.
I actually hadn't received my money yet and I was wonder...
- Joe! - Aah!
I... You were right and I was wrong, and... Oh, look, Joe, Joe.
Grab ahold of the handle, and it should power up.
You mess with him, we mess with you!
Look at that dog she wearing a Cleveland’s penis
And who the hell are you to change that?
Almost. Mm-hmm.
No, they just said I'm a superhero.
No, I can't!
No.
Looks like they're all tied up at the moment.
There’s nothing sadder than a sad, hungry hunger striker
- Ooh! - Oh, God.
Roll cameras.
Muscle Mass
- Who's here? - Orgazmo! The real Orgazmo!
You gotta be fucking kidding me, right?
Pornhub
All these years, I don't know what I've been running from.
Huh? Why?
and we'll get started right away.
Sure you can, just do what I do.
This has really been a learning experience About the dangers of running after balls
And we're sucking.
Orgazmo!
I'm gonna think about this now.
I know it would be sinful to act in a movie that had sexual activity,
- Now get the fuck outta here. Ohh. - Action!
Okay, let's do it.
No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
♪ He sent his son to die for me ♪
No one's gonna help you now, honey!
That's just what you were lead to believe.
I think we've done enough damage to this little operation anyway. Farewell, evildoers.
Hamster? I don't think I've seen you do hamster.
Way too much weird stuff goes on here.
Bilbo!
Not like that.
Just one more thing, Orby. I did what you asked me. Huh?
You don't wanna hurt me, huh?
Well, what are you running from, man?
Jimmy, kick their asses. I'm tired of kickin' everybody's ass. I'm not kickin' their asses.
Whoa! They're goin' crazy!
- I don't know. - We must find Jizzmaster Zero.
This is a very touching script.
Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo.