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Come on. Hey, listen, it's the way people in this club dress, all right?
Have you ever considered acting?
just as soon as you sign this little piece of paper.
Orbison. Wow. Boy, that guy just thinks he owns the world, doesn't he?
Joe, even if movies are a little crude now and then,
Joe, it's me.
♪ Or is it the way he fights everyday ♪
Hi, honey. How are things in Utah?
I vowed to my father I would never use Hamster Style again.
Hey, you were only giving me 300. How's your finger, Chechechez?
need to shave your balls?
I'll explain later, Lis. Right.
No, I... I don't think so.
You know, I don't wanna sound like I’m straight or nothin', but I think dudes in their underwear is kick ass.
and... and having a nice place to live, and I wanted to have it all for you.
You signed the papers? Oh, they came in the other day...
How do you like that, G?
- You little pussy! - Oh!
♪ A man, man, man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
That's your line, Hung!
Yea, and we can witness of their sincerity,
the Heavenly Father will probably make it happen.
Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo, okay? Have you seen Mr. Orbison?
I should have known you'd team up with Neutered Man, Lobstra!
I am Sancho.
- Cut! - Ow, ow! I jammed my finger!
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
I'm a bad, bad Mormon.
Oh, Right. What are we gonna do against a gang of thugs?
Kind of stuff that... makes you feel good. It's good.
Oh, no. That's all just special effects.
Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero. You can't get me, Orgazmo.
Action.
Burn, man, burn!
or else I'm not gonna send her away.
Oh, come on. Fudge me now! Fudge me now!
I have to be out in two weeks. What? Why?
Oh, yeah!
Excuse me?
Welcome to Hollywood.
We can't go through the main gate or we'll be spotted. Can you climb the wall with that thing on?
Who?
What are you talking about? It is spotless.
I've got you now, Joe Young!
Goddamn it, cut!
All right! All right already! It's over there.
Phil Mickelson, Prepare to meet your doom
God bless us, every one!
That's right. It's my house!
Well, I'm afraid your testicles have swollen to the size of Florida oranges.
Okay.
In fact, I think it's a good thing.
Nice shot!
I think you might find one thing in particular very interesting.
What Movie's This? Have You Been Livin' In A Cardboard Box, Lady?
Oh, quickly, Choda Dog, bite through these ropes!
Huh?
So now, I mean, it's... You know, I mean, It's like a gun.
I got the slim Johnson.
- I told you not to fuck with me, Hung! - What have you done with her?
Um, just give me tuna, salmon, shrimp.
You know, D.V.D.A. Well, it's how I still manage to get work.
Cock rocket!
- Whoa! - Oops.
♪ Got my Jimmie on your tonsils and the rhymes are feelin' ill ♪
♪♪
You can just fuck, right off
And action.
Maybe I've been runnin' from my... From yourself. Right.
Yeah, really.
Get back in there...
Well, even if we succeeded, those guys would come after us eventually.
My name's Joe. I play a character named Orgazmo. Listen, don't get prancy with me, kiddo!
Please, I don't wanna hurt you.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
Wait, doesn't he die at the end of the first one?
I'm pissed off.
So, maybe someday I could come to Utah.
Really? Come on!
Orgazmo, you saved us.
I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?
- Hey, man, you need to shave your balls? - What? Why would I do that?
Well, Orgazmo would find a way. How?
Get outta here. I'll see you on set tomorrow.
I dont want to sound like a queer or nothin But i would kinda like to make love to you tonight.
I'm not afraid of Orgazmo.
Jesus and I love you too, cupcake.