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Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero. I'm a Latter-day Saint.
That was too easy.
I mean, we're pretty good. And I'm willing to bet that between the two of us, we can take these guys.
Jesus and I Love You
Thank you. Bye-bye.
Well, good and bad, I guess.
Yeah. Yeah. Ass-Fuck Twins! Whoo!
What do I do? I am Sancho.
and you have your ass back here tomorrow a.m.!
♪♪
We need some collateral.
You get to be my age, you gotta do double anal or no one will hire you.
Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.
Hey, you wanna get some sushi tonight?
The sucker got pretty heavy.
I'd like to see you try!
Well, this is an adult film.
♪ Hey ♪
♪♪
Cut. Stunt Cock!
Okay, this is what we're doing.
That's right. Now, you just finish this film, and we'll see about getting you two lovebirds back together.
Okay, hold on a second. Uh...
- Well, I don't know how else I can earn it! - Joe, it is wrong!
Babo or fabo ??? Been an argument for 25 years!
Al I right, fuck it.
We're with the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
That's a great plan, Ben. Really well thought out.
Joe, what the hell you doin'? He took her, Ben. Orbison took my cupcake!
How could you have sex with all of those women?
That’s handy work.
Let's kick some ass, baby!
You. What?
I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yesterday.
Oh Good Cause i'm so badly wanting it
How?! HOW???
I'll make that little mama's boy the biggest porn star in the country.
Well, then it exploits men by exploiting women.
You have to quit, Joe.
My sidekick? I have a sidekick? Yeah.
Sorry, sorry, dude. Got a little excited.
Oh. So you must be the new Orgazmo.
You should've let me whup his ass, Uncle Orbison!
Come here, you little... Whatever you are.
Isn't that cool?
♪ A ma-male, ma-male, male Now you’re a male ♪
Ooh, oh, yeah!
Oh, come on. Fudge me now! Fudge me now!
Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
I know. I know, I know, I know. Living together before we're married is strange.
But that's nothin' for a man of your talent.
Thanks. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
That's why I need you. Damn, Joe. I've never seen you like this.
But if you have two Ph.D.'s, why do you do these kind of movies?
Come on. Get that camera up! Don't yell at me.
That ought to teach those Moonies to stay away from my house.
Uh, how's it going?
There.
And you tell him if he doesn't act in my film,
That's nice.
But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry as long as I sleep on the couch, right?
Especially you, Clark, you pig-fucking hunk o' shit!
I do what I do, and I make a lot of money.
How ya doin', A-Cup? Fuck you.
Choda Boy!
Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it. You know, get it out.
And you don't see a problem with this?
All right, kid. Look. This is the last scene for the day. You okay?
It's okay.
Geez, where are you from, Iowa or something?
That I'd be sleeping with the fishes, see?
All right, mellow out. I'll make it bigger.
- Line? - You guys got me so horny.
See, I have what's called an overactive sex drive.
Penetration you don't do, but you do have to get nasty with the ladies. That's the deal.
But he killed himself, didn't he?
We're gonna have to amputate your pee-pee.
♪♪
The name's Joe, okay? Not Orgazmo.
Some superhero destroyed the house.
"Quick! To the Orgazmobile."
Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
Well, Mr. Orbison, I just came by to tell you that...
You take this! Ha-ha!
I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many of these movies get made every month, nobody's even gonna notice.
Hence, it exploits People
♪ Of everybody being really nice ♪
"Quick! To the Orgazmobile...My Buick Century!"
And we're with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Who?
Happy Birthday!
Twenty thousand dollars for two days' work?
Oh, shit! I knew it would come to this.