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Well, there's nothin' that can stop us! Well, crime fighting will have a new name!
Cut! Goddamn it!
Oh. Hey.
Get off. Off me, you stupid...
Jesus and snow love you Chris.
Jesus! Cut!
I just quit. What?
- And? - And there are many Jeffs in the world...
And Choda Boy!
We're real sorry. We'll leave Mr. Fresh alone.
♪ Now you're a male a male, male, male ♪ ♪ A man ♪
Oh, no. Help.
Oh. Ah! Bad dog.
Uh, you'll be fucking Jeff and probably Ben.
Hey, how you doin'?
How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
Yeah. Yeah.
Ha-ha-ha! You twerp!
Hey! Can I get everyone together for a few photos?
right here in the ancient Americas.
We're sucking. We're sucking.
Got it!
I'm not used to workin' like this. Man, these European videos are kinky!
No. You'll be fucking his stunt cock.
You're gonna get popped if you keep riding me!
Are you gonna sign the papers? Your mama!
They've hurt our evil boss, Jizzmaster Zero.
John Quang Doe. Huh?
haha! wait... what?
It's just you and T-Rex in this scene,
You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt.
And cut. Stunt cock.
♪ He didn't have to do that ♪
Well, I have to think about this. Yeah.
From now on, if someone wants to turn to a life of crime, they'll have to answer to Orgazmo.
- I'm not a stud. - Huh?
Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray work on him, Orgazmo?
Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. See?
- What are they called? - The Ass-Fuck Twins.
Look, kid. It's two days' work, and I'll give you $5,000.
I told you to make it bigger!
Let me ask you a question. What would you say if someone offered you...
I've been waiting for this!
you soul-soliciting pig fuckers.
Oh, yeah. This is my first time. I'm actually a normal person.
Give it a shot.
Who are these guys?
- Hmm. - Cock rocket!
But if you're such a scientific genius,
Any sign at all.
Hence, it exploits people.
Joe! Did you think you could beat me, you cocky prick?
♪ A man ♪ ♪ M-A -N, man, man ♪
Roquette quéquette
I don't know exactly when I lost control of my life, but I want it back!
Oh, yeah. You guys got me so horny!
Rodgers, you and pickle dick here go find that bastard.
- You want me on top? - No, no! I'll be on top.
Yo, yo, yo. What's up, homies?
'cause our boss isn't gonna give you such a good deal next time.
♪ No, it's probably the titties ♪
Thank you very mu... Look, kid.
♪ Spread the word of Christ ♪
If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Orbison down,
Listen, kid. Mmm.
But men are always in a position of power.
Yes, ma'am. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Well, yeah, but it's not like that. Oh.
So... So you aren't actually touching those women's...
I'll kill you!
See, when I'm not doing the flicks, I invent stuff.
Oh, come on, lover. Baby.
Oh, that's Ted, the new stunt-cock guy.
Nah, I was just thinking. Come on in.
Keep your mouth shut!
Porno? Like as in pornographic?
Oh! Did you call the police?
Wait a minute, kid. You're forgetting something.
I sure as Abraham did!
so I'm gonna need a lot of hot action before I bring in your stunt cock, all right?