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♪ You know my Homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill ♪
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
This has really been a learning experience for me.
Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
That's Some Hot Shit Right There.
You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
Don't worry, dude. They' re not real.
But I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
Oh, is it any good?
Prepare da meet...
You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?
You...
- I... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
Uh, it's, uh,
No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
But Homie don't play that!
I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
I'd be a millionaire.
Oh, Joe!
I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
Now, how about we get really nasty?
I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
I gotta cut your balls off now.
Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
Hey, just between you and me,
What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
Oh, you're the best, Joe.
Ow.
Understood? Yes, sir.
Curses!
Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
Maybe I 'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
I'm not Orgazmo!
Na-tooki!
And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
Yeah, steel that cock!
it had a lot of parts.
- That is sweet. - So now what?
Joe!
Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
A stunt... cock?
Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
Come on now! Come on!
Dear President Biden: Get back in there and look tough you f**king pansy!
♪ Buckin' em till I'm out of breath ♪♪
Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can I...
Wow!
Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
Oh, you make me so hot!
Come on! Come on!
Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
Okay, people. Let's go.
Uh-huh.
I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo My lambs
Whoo!
- Fss-sss-aaa-aah! - No. No.
♪♪ We've got to help him, Joe.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪♪
Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
This is incredible.