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You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
No, no, I have me. All right, all right, listen!
Don't let the Time Child out of your sight.
Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
We explained that to you already.
God, I hate that guy!
Yeah, lucky for me, the otters believed I was on their side.
The stupid French-Chinese think they have a right to Hawaii!
All right, Eric, are you all set to go?
I've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii,
you knew the wife of the smartest man in all of history.
Dickhead.
And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!
I can call myself in the past and tell me not to freeze myself!
The United Atheist Alliance is about to send out all its defence ships
My friends, the time has come.
With the Crank and Wank Time Machine.
- There you are, Eric! - Mom! Mom, they did it!
who has bought a time phone from this guy in the past week.
- What is the great question? - What atheists should call themselves.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
You could change the present.
Sex-change operation?
This is it. New New Hampshire.
Look. I have to have one of those phones.
But you're here right now!
Hail Science! Hail Science! Hail Science!
Oh, I see. Is this the Johnson boys from down the street?
#1231 #7039 #9029 #7309
I'm trying to do you a favour, dumbass!
What?
Unable to cope with the wait any longer,
So there is no war now in the future?
Whoa, steady!
KILL THE WISE ONE !