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Private Dave your fired Private Bianca is promoted
You will not laugh. You will not cry.
You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
-Sir, yes, sir. -What is the matter with you?
I love the Marine Corps
jesu mwega jesu mwega
Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me
Murph, this is Cowboy.
Do you suck dicks?
You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down.
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
ALL FUCKING WEEBS MUST FUCKING HANG
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.
Okay? Got it?
... and I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats.
Found a spot to fish.......
So we clear it out and we roll the tanks in...
So from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up...
... about how the free world will conquer communism...
What's up?
-Rafterman. -Rafterman.
Me love you too much.
Joker...
0300, lnfantry.
Okay.
"Does This Mean That Ann-Margret's Not Coming?"
OH SH!T!! I Guess Not
Jesus H. Christ.
You Goddam comunist heathen! You"d better sound off like you love the Lord Jesus! Missed you at Church!
Joker, shut the fuck up.
... me.
Let's move out.
NVA learned Marines on a search-and-destroy mission...
I need help.
Gladiator
Bullshit. From now on you're Private Snowball.
yes beryl frontlindenerette? what do you want? i want to do some blaskering in darkwater bay.
Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire.
... but your ass belongs to the Corps.
Dear SRT Command...
No. Ten dollars.
Four inches from your chest, Pyle. Four inches.
Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
Son of a bitch.
Sir, yes, sir!
Oh, just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX.
... and asked them to report the next day for political reeducation.
... we're gonna miss not having anyone around who's worth shooting.
What side was that Private Amy? Sir. A left hook Sir.
You owe me for one jelly doughnut!
Left shoulder.
Gov Cuomo to New York Now Lean Forward and Choke Yourself
... has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River.
Lawrence what? Of Arabia?
-Good -Good
I do not look down on ni as, t s, w or greasers.
Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
Go to the gym or else...
-Good -Good
-How much? -Fifteen dollar.
And get some good low-angle stuff.
Your left shoulder.
Granny can't remember her name. But she made us sammiches!
Any time
I do not look down on n uhs, k s, w or greasers.
Seven-six-two millimeter.
Private Cowboy.
No, sir. We're reporters from Stars and Stripes.
Private Snowball.
What The Fuck Is That?
Private Pyle has dishonored himself...
ROMY EAT YOUR YOGURT
It is my life.
Private Dan
If god wanted Lakers up there, he would have miracled their ass up by now, wouldn't he?
Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne, I'll be a horse.
Don’t swing don’t swing don’t swing
The lieutenant is down.
Arm.
Shoot...
We got Condition Red and we're definitely expecting rain.
-A jelly doughnut? -Sir, yes, sir.
Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.
I'll P. T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
How can you shoot women and children?
You gotta be shitting me, Joker.
What I’m thinking When someone is less than 6 feet
You a photographer?
Then quit, you slimy walrus looking piece of shit
Company commanders switching pcs
STEERS & QUEERS!
Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam and hit them hard.
Rear-echelon paranoia.
beryl bust her brotiful boiler and ballooned the sky and bounced the bed pan fried eggs in balipore. and busted her feet with benjamin and broke the bust of her busted biosphere.
"Me so horny! Me love you long time!"
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... ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress.
Are you ready write a fucking masterpiece Sarah and riley?
Arguing with a school shooter
They Say Joe Harrison Too Buku
Private Cowboy, Private Joker.
She give you everything you want, long time.
What's up?
These people we wasted here today...
... so we have to assault with tanks, we roll in the streets.
Your ass feels like about 1 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Climes. Do you know that?!
we're watching the old spice bearglove and beggin strips gotta get that bacon and mucinex and m&m's can i watch tv and myrbetriq doctor and big ass biscuit
Does this mean that Hillary won't be prosecuted?
You motherfucker.
We’ll, no shit!
Ten-hut.
Why arent you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?!
When we're in Hue, when we're in Hue City...
The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men.
What is that written on your helmet?
Yeah, we might party.
Sir, yes Sir!
now lean forward and lock yourself! .... with my bonds!
Box me up and ship me home
One, two, three, 21.
You goddamn communist heathen. Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary...
Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams...
He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
tonight he kept saying with the tourettes guy with a sarah stanley.
-Taylor. -Sir, yes, sir.
“Too Beaucoup”
MSU and Iowa Play Offense Like Old People F*ck And private pyle climbs obstacles
Joker, in there. New guy.
Sir.
That would break my fucking heart.
yes yes