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That you dj is this me
Private Joker.
All fucking catboys must fucking hang
STARK, I DON'T KNOW, STARK! -- YOU ARE DUMB, PRIVATE SHAWN,
Thought I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit.
... taken advantage of the Tet ceasefire...
‘Cause I'm so fucking good.
Your right shoulder.
Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir.
What is that, Private Pyle?
Joker, I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai.
You suck!!
Roger. Over and out.
You talk the talk.
Everything you want.
Cleveland Guardians Ya’ll best square your asses away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
And you will be faithful.
... waste her.
Blood Ooh rah
They'd rather be alive than free, I guess, you know.
What do you got?
This Chat
Does this mean that Ann Margret not coming
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Sir, permission not to take Rafterman with me?
That sniper's just trying to suck us in, one at a time.
I'm sure you could find a lot more blood trails and drag marks.
Move it.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Well, what about Doc Jay and Eightball?
Top of the black building, around the corner.
We've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Okay, we're changing direction.
Arms.
What about her?
A Trump Tweet Storm? We got condition red and we're definitely expecting rain.
Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker?
Poor, dumb bastards.
Do you know how it happened, sir?
Way-too-early big west rankings, baby.
-Okay, listen up. -Listen up.
Good night, sir.
Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull-up?
Boi
Full metal jacket.
Shoot...
Hey, jungle-bunny.
Poor dumb bastards
Get some.
Quickly.
-Cowboy. -Hang on, man. Hang on.
Happy Birthday, Too Beaucoup
One, two, three, 28.
"Why should we do a story about you?" "Because I'm so f****** good!"
We are here to help the Vietnamese...
Got the blue balls, crabs And the seven-year itch
WELL, NO SHIT.
Jeff receiving Pete's email with this weeks WIG
... we play ours.
Who the fuck said that?
I'm calling the plays. I say we're pulling out.
Where are you from Barstow California
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T CRASH YOUR HELO INTO YOUR SQUAD MATES.
Drop
Do you suck dicks?
I mean, in case you didn't know it, this is not a very popular war.
Okay.
Get It Right Get It Right. Imma Hit It Right You Imma Hit It Right Get Right Get Right Imma Hit It Right Lizzie Imma Hit It Right imma put that foot in the loop make a vine with you mackenzie
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon...
The Colts and Broncos play football like old people fuck, do you know that, Private Pyle?
blablaba blah bla hi ha hu ho dadada
... and you listen good.
Okay, $5. You give me.
Make it a sapper or an officer. Which?
Just what in the he'll were u thinking boy!!! That's no jelly doughnut, that's aaaa???
Well, if you people came looking for a story, this is your lucky day.
You'd get wasted your first day in the field and it'd be my fault.
What do you got in trade?
Fatfuck
What the motherfuck?
Anybody see a sniper?
They'd rather be alive than free, I guess
There's nothing we can do for her.
Total Station Set Up - part 1
I think they're gonna hit us any minute.
Intelligence passed the word down...
-Sir, Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir. -From now on...
“SPEEDY Singh”
Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker is promoted to squad leader.
BIFAR like you got a pair.
Holy Jesus.
This Place Sucks!
Semper fi, do or die. Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho.
I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Sir, maybe you should go out on some ops yourself.
Ready?
Here you go.
Private Pyle, you are definitely born-again hard.
I want someone on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days.
He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target.
You gotta be shitting me, Pyle. Get your ass up there.
-I'm going with you. -I'm coming too.
Okay, okay.
eat the peanuts out of my shit.
I can hack it
Does this mean that Anne Margaret's not coming
You weren't on Operation Hastings, Payback.
Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker.
There you go.
Where's the sniper?
That's right. And do you know how far away he was?
Do you feel dizzy?
THEY'RE FROM STARS AND STRIPES THEY'LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS!
The World
Mama rolled over And this is what she said
lalA
Get back in your bunks.
Where are you from? Barstow California
Well, it seems the NVA came in with a list of gook names.
Cease fire.
Pick up your fucking cover.
Instant Section Eight.