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For crimes against this country, you are to be shot into the sun.
- Goodbye, Miss Ellen. - Stop kissing ass.
Mr. Garrison won't be teaching for a while. He has to have surgery.
- We should go on a cruise. - I can't afford a cruise.
- Miss Ellen, is this true? - No!
Crazy cracker's always leaving detergent.
I'm very glad we could have dinner. I really care about your education.
...or I'll whup your sorry ass back to last year!
We loved her acting.
Boy, Mr. Hat, being hot and sexy is fun for a while, but it does get boring.
- I'm a quarter lesbian. - You're just saying that.
- Hello. - Can I help you?
- You look great. - I feel kind of nauseous.
Oh My God, She Killed Kenny! You Dimwit!
- You are Eric Cartman? - Yes, ma'am!
Tom's Rhinoplasty
I can't believe she was a criminal Iraqi fugitive.
- Yes, Wendy? - When someone gets as old as you...
load him into a rocket and have him shot into center of the hurricane
- Lf we could have dinner tonight. - Fine, just let me do my job.